My Brother

http://www.youtube.com/user/SeriousPeopleStudios?feature=chclk#p/u/5/nMVYZn_mc84

This is a comedy video my younger brother made. Its really vulgar and a lot of it isn't funny at all, but I think he has a lot of potential as a writer.

Oh Photoshop, How You Evade Me.

Lord, I need to improve on this medium. 

Experiments With Watercolour

Oh, Death

My father took me to the beach one day, to do a photoshoot. I always think of these trees as the skeletons of weird animals, and the little red plants as an army of tiny soldiers. Or perhaps the grave markers of tiny soldiers. That would make an interesting story, I think. I will try to write it and put it with the pictures.

Was it a rat I saw?

I feel bad just putting all my old stuff on this blog, but I feel like I need to get it out of the way. Anyways here is a landscape painting I did last year, the one on the top is complete, the next is the reference photo, and the bottom right is a work in progress pic.

Madadams Amazing Mobile Zoo

The Ocelot

The Narwhal 

The Alligator 

The Stork

All the wire animals my dear friend and I made for a mobile featuring endangered species. It's ironic this I did that project with her, because sometimes I think our friendship is threatened with extinction. This is the project that really got me started in sculpture and especially wire sculpture so i'll always be fond of it. It brings back good memories. 

Kaila is a Rose

How to make a paper rose:
1. Acquire some newspaper, or else print out suitable lines of text. Two or three sheets should suffice.
2. Die that paper with tea
3. Acquire a wire coat hanger, cut a long piece of wire with pliers
4. Cut out petals from the paper
5. Moisten paper with tea in order to shape it, and tape the individual petals, in layers, to the wire stem.
6. Add the petals of dried flowers, if you have any.

Antoine Elhashem

The boss-man and editor supreme of The Pink Pages magazine and Pinkplay mags. I did this as a christmas gift for him, a tribute to my greatest benefactor. 

If you love gay tings' check out the magazines or the online versions:

http://thepinkpagesdirectory.com/

http://www.pinkplaymags.com/

They also have a new app for the pink pages listings, and a lot of other crazy new shenanigans for the upcoming year. 

I will try and edit this later with a less-aweful picture, but who knows. 

The Meanest Walrus

I am, unfortunately, a really ambitious student. This year I decided it would be an A+ idea to take a second year university statistic course. I really had no reason to believe that this would be within my ability to achieve. In fact, I've always been especially terrible at math. The above drawing is an example of the good use I put my stats class time to. Needless to say, I dropped out of the course before midterm. 

PROJECT ELEMENT

Rhythm is a concept that I sometimes struggle with. Take it as you will.  These were done 100 years ago, I don't know why I still feel the need to show them off. I need to make some new art, I think. I got the inspiration for this when I had one of my rare temper tantrums. I  decided the most intelligent way to vent my frustrations would be to demolish my copy of 'The Time Traveler.' Anyways, afterwards I had nothing to do with the wreckage so I incorporated it into my art stuff. I still have a few shreds of it left in the cupboard. 

King Louie, And Other Things for Melanie

I am the king of the swingers, ohhh~
The jungle VIP,
I've reached the top, and had to stop and that's whats been bothering me.